How Bored Can Someone Get?

I think im the boredest that i have ever been.

I'm as bored as i piece of meat hanging in a butchers waiting to be taken home by someone, cooked and eaten.

I'm as bored as i was waiting on the plane in toronto when i landed and was made to wait on the plane just sitting out on the runway for 4 and half hours after a storm appeared in a 10 mile radius followed immediately by another one after the first had passed meaning all the workers had to be inside.

I'm as bored as i am waiting for the builders to go into the rooms theyre working in and staying there instead of continuously coming in and out of the rooms and going up and down the stairs with materials they need when all that i want to do is literally go out of my room to the bathroom when ive just woken up and want to go to the toilet and brush my teeth without having to dodge being seen and without having to get dressed and snap out of my just woken up zombified state ...

I'm so bored infact that i've just bothered to explain how bored i actually am.

I pray for you all that you never have to experience this boredom at any point in your existance.