DO NOT BLINK.
There i am on the train home today, sitting happily listening to cee-lo 'hope'.
The whole way from Angel, there was this man sitting opposite me and he was just staring at one spot. I somehow found him really intriguing and cudnt stop stealing a glance at him every so often.... anyway, i never saw him blink and suddenly i saw in the corner of my eye.... HE BLINKED.
i was suddenly for no apparent reason acutely aware of blinking and i waited to blink whenever he did. then i suddenly found blinking really weird and didnt want to blink anymore.
i tried not to blink
i tried not to think about blinking
and when i did blink after my eyes started watering i got really frustrated
THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO ABOUT ME BLINKING.
I BLINK.
end of.
I then found it really funny and was laughing to myself about it and tried to explain it to a very tired and bemused vanisha but she didnt really get it so i chuckled to myself and gave in to my blinking daemon.
Another random tube moment..... a man was laughing to himself and was clearly listening to a comedy show on his ipod but it was very amusing to watch him and it made me laugh. I looked very psycho at that moment!!
annyyyway....................
short random and bizarre update but there you have it!
hot off the press, my stories of the day.
9 comments:
Just re-read it and think it was funnier at the moment when it happened. Still, makes me laugh thinking bout it!
makes me laugh to picture you and ur maniacical self on the tube attenptin not to blink and laughing at urself. im on vacation and ur not, that also makes me laugh. oh and i had a question but i forgot what it was.
Har Har Soph....oh u meant the man opp!!! i dint realise...im postin a comment happy?! oh and get me that frickin number!! okk byeeeee X p.s hav u txted some1? :)
:P hello oh freaky one!
wow soph...i sooooo get wot u mean and its worrying me ;) xxx
lol jenifur... believe it or not it made me laugh too!! And you suck being on vacation but its not gna be fun until the 22nd anyway so HAHA.
Vanisha... i withheld and did not text :) and i will contunue trying to get u that number but i appear to have given off the wrong impression so i will have a temporary dip in proceedings!!
Anna - makes me really happy that people are friends with me despite my weirdness!!
And finally ....
Anithiry.... HAHAHAHAHAHAH. we wuda been crying with laughter if tried it together!!! heehehe (and coz we were trying not to blink and our eyes would water... but still....) and also - PROPER JOKES TODAY!!!! ps. decided that ur a sex bomb. I dunno why... just did.
well..wot can i say but stunning sophie with her glorious locks just blew me away yest with her stunnigness ;) as u did that randomo dude with the blue hat!!!...had a JOKES time...:D xxxxxxx btw WHERES JULIA????????????????? ARGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
same old soph starin @ men on the tube. I think u will eventually go insane staring at the zombies on London transport. Im commentin happy!?! hope ur lotz exams r goin good. u seem 2b missin alot of uni still tut tut. take care. sup VAN!!
yo alexander the gr8 bruv!! Hope ur ok?! exams r goin crap...think i failed histology oh well. Got optics tomm and dnt seem 2 care!! nd my ipod has officially died...apple want £169 to service it..piss take right?! Funny folder with a an exclamation mark keeps comin up...Help!
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