Literally Cookoomongaoseeka. ...Officially. Agree?

I feel that i have been neglegting my pointless banter and felt the need to therefore rectify this situtaion.

So HERE I AM!

To be honest, i doubt that this will be all that juicy and all that satisfying to write/read just coz i dont think my creative juices are so fresh and i currently feel like they have reached the best before date... i therefore will go and stir things up a bit and do something silly in order for me to post a riveting, spellbinding, exhilarating, captivating, mesmerising post. ...ok, so all those words just gave me a surge of power!! theyre such strong fresh words!!

infact words are so clever.... coz thinking bout it its how we communicate, how we make jokes, tease people, comfort people, chat to people, write a diary, and also how some people misuse words in an attempt to sound intelligent and in the process just talks and talks and talks (or mabye just types and types) and yet makes no sense whatsoever! (not that we know someone like that!! :P) ...

ok so yeh.... hm...... words.
I mean, in a way, your brain will sort out the meaning for itself. You're conditioned to the meaning of words. - im chatting absolute b****cks!!!

The online dictionary says .... 'WORDS'

1. A sound or a combination of sounds, or its representation in writing or printing, that symbolizes and communicates a meaning and may consist of a single morpheme or of a combination of morphemes.
2. Something said; an utterance, remark, or comment: May I say a word about that?
3. Computer Science. A set of bits constituting the smallest unit of addressable memory.
4. words Discourse or talk; speech: Actions speak louder than words.
5. words Music. The text of a vocal composition; lyrics.
6. An assurance or promise; sworn intention: She has kept her word.
7. 
   
1. A command or direction; an order: gave the word to retreat.
2. A verbal signal; a password or watchword.
8. 
   
1. News: Any word on your promotion? See Synonyms at news.
2. Rumor: Word has it they're divorcing.
9. words Hostile or angry remarks made back and forth.
10. Used euphemistically in combination with the initial letter of a term that is considered offensive or taboo or that one does not want to utter: “Although economists here will not call it a recession yet, the dreaded ‘R’ word is beginning to pop up in the media” (Francine S. Kiefer).
11. Word
1. See Logos.
2. The Scriptures; the Bible.

tr.v. word·ed, word·ing, words To express in words: worded the petition carefully.

oookkkk..... so thenn i decided that was too boring so i searched for 'funny words' .... and got this website (hence the title of the post!!!)

http://www.boredatuni.com/words.php ..... which you should check out when bored with enough time to waste like myself!!

So onto my real news (if anyone is still even bothering to read this far!)

Life is still going, the earth is still revolving, sun still rising and setting, moon still shining, stars still twinkling. This means that days are still coming and going and we are waking up living another day and then sleeping (mabye!) and then having another day.

in which case, seeing as all these days are happening, you would think that i would have stuff to say about my life - which is true but nothing all that interesting (WHATS NEW!!?)

[OK, so i have this feeling that this isnt even worth posting but its just such classic pointless meaningless banter and now that ive wasted the time writing it i dont have the heart to delete it so im gna complete it anyway and post it to traumatise you and make you read it.....]

So my friend Sarah-Lee got her job that shes been working so hard for in the israeli army - she just moved there this summer .. so i wanna just say CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!! (mazal tov) ... good job!! and im so pleased for you and cant wait to come visit you and feel cool walking next to a solider!! :P (for once in my life i will feel cool..... ahhh!! who said dreams dont come true!!?)

One of my friends from america is coming to visit me in a few weeks and that will be jokes so - jenifur (i prefer my spelling - you should change it on your birth certificate) - be prepared for some serious card flicking, car passenger being (??) loud music and plenty car singing!! (hehehe.... we so rock!)

Last week one eve was just sitting and researching some cswk and i got a call from yaeli... turned out to be yael and judith moss and they basically forced me to go on this weekend thing run by UJS which began friday and finished sunday afternoon. I didnt have much choice and said yes so off i went after uni on friday and drove to bushey.

Was sooooooo lovely seeing yael and judith and turned out to be a lot of ppl i hadnt seen for ages and it was really nice to see them all again and to meet some new people. Was a good weekend, plenty alcohol involved, not much sleep at all, attempting to quote 40 year old virgin but failing miserably (but it made us laugh though yaeli!! no denying that!!) ooh, and plenty snuggling!! :) overall, a good weekend.

I left early though - sunday morning at 8.30 [i have no idea what insanity possessed me to leave then after about 2 hours sleep!!! i shuda just left the eve b4 but was having too much fun!]... came home, went to gym, showered, went to watford to return something for my sister and decided to pop back to the evaluation session of the weekend as it was on my way home. So i did that, said bye to people and then came home.

yesterday was uni - nothing all that exciting, it just was.

Today - supposed to be uni but im not going in coz tuesdays are pointless!!! am going to try and work a bit (unlikely to be successful!) and then going to the gym later and then going into town with vanisha to sarahs halls where we will work on our bio presentation for next week.

Thats about all i can manage to type for now.

bored having read it all?? - just think how i must feel to be writing all this crap!!!! lol.....

its only coz theres just me and one builder in the house and i cant be arsed to bump into him as i leave my room ... someone want to come rescue me?!!

DAMSEL IN DISTRESS HERE!!!!!

offer of a lifetime......

any takers?!? ....