This That and The Other ... oh and a bit more of everything else too.
Righty-ho then... Methinks its time for some more insightful information into the wonderful little world of me.
To be honest the last entry was just a load of words pieced together in an attempt to make some vague sense and potentially make people smile or wonder what it would be like to be me ... mabye i achieved that final one though but with whoever thought that having great sympathy for me after realising what a sad little existence i lead!
HaHa.
They wouldn't be wrong!
Just Kidding (and for those that understand ... JKJK)
Anyhoo moving on swiftly.
I left y'all on the cliffhanger of my boring sat night where i was about to go on the treadmill to sweat off some calories and then have a shower and all that jazz.
Needless to say - it was just as thrilling as it sounds and the plans went ahead .. as ... well... as planned really and rather unevenfully other than the events that i proposed to happen...(?!??)
Before i knew it, Sunday had swooped down on me like a hawk on its prey and dawn failed to rouse me despite my curtains being open to allow the rays of sun to caress my weary eyes in an attempt to get me up earlier than my alarm (a little experiment i was trying) but yet again, i was awoken by some crappy pop song blaring out my radio alarm clock at 10.30 followed swiftly by my clubbing tune on my phone. Woo. Great wake up call.
Sunday was a very surreal day which i floated through until i ate lunch. Now, my mum - bless her little cotton socks - hates wasting food. Fair enough really ... so decided to heated through some left-overs from the weekend. All seemed just fine and dandy until 2 hours later, my tummy was very uncomfortable and my dad and sister also felt a but nauseous. Either way - the day continued with me feeling rather sorry for me and my lil' bloated tummy.
I did some baby gift pack deliveries and some uni work that needed to be done and printed out uni notes - all that necessary boring stuff.
9 hours passed and after having felt really pretty rough - particularly for the final 2 hours - at 12.12pm, my lil' bloated tummy decided enough was enough - and 10 seconds later, all my lunch had returned right the way it had entered my tummy. Yes... I was sick. Yummy. I have to say though that i havn't been that sick for quite some time! 30mins later i was tucked up in my bed and feeling as fine as a vase of flowers that have just been watered! - oo and my tummy was flat. More concave by that stage actually .. but hey.
Monday was just monday. I read this somewhere ...
"Most folks say 'I hate Mondays!' So, let's do some math. There are 52 Mondays in a year and let's assume you work from ages 15 - 65 (50 years). 52 Mondays x 50 years = 2600 Mondays. That translates to you hating 7.12 years of your life. Therefore, don't hate Mondays."
But funnily enough, i still hate mondays! Either way - in the eve i opened up the tribe office for a meeting and unusually for 7.30pm it was very Live&Kicking with people left right and centre. Not that that was a bad thing in itself but more coz i was very absorbed in responding to emails and not paying attention to who was where and doing what and saying what...
I was pretty absorbed in my world of email but problem is …not only is it hard to be witty in emails when tired but it’s also hard to remember what you said at the beginning of it and when you tend to blabber on like me, at the end of it, there’s so much crap in the emails that you cant be arsed to re-read it so i sent loads of emails that hardly made any sense and not knowing what on earth I had said or not said!!!!
I decided to be amazingly good and go into university on tuesday for one poxy little hour of nothing but calculations about something called ocular ammetropia and the axial lengths and other things like that which i probably understand just as much as Joe Bloggs on the farm in the land of zogg does... Actually, strike that..... He probably understands it more than me.
I was home by 12.30pm and spent some time with my sister, had a grannie-nap, tidied my room, went on the treadmill, showered/washed my hair and then headed off to my friend Anna's flat where we watched 'Uptown Girls' (cute movie that i had never heard of before) and played with her flatmates kitten.... AND FOR ANYONE WITH A SICK MIND (like me) I MEAN A REAL KITTEN NO DOUBLE MEANING. It is gorgeous. I hadnt seen it for a few weeks and hes grown insanely fast! When he fell asleep on annas shoulder and then sprawled across my lap i couldnt resist taking some..ok fine..lots of ... OK OK.... LOADS OF pictures and of course then sharing them those who are interested...
I also chatted to vanisha who i havn't seen for the last 5 days which has to be the longest time during term time that we have gone without seeing each other! Very Strange but im seeing her tomorrow so have no fear we shall still continue to be bad influences on one another :)
SOOO (nearly at the end) TODAYS ANTICS...well... what can i say!? Anithiry - when we get put together, there should be a national security alert!! We're unstopable!! United Colours Of Beneton. Hardcore. Full Stop End of Story.
I picked her up at about 1pm and headed off to harrow coz we wanted to make the most of orange weds - moment of silence please to appreciate the wonderfulness of this invention combined with NUS cards - ......
We saw fun with dick and jane which may have genuinely been hilarious or anything that the two of us see will just be that way regardless of what it is due to the mere fact that the 'two plant pots' - once again - are reunited as a hyperactive duo.
So yeh, we had a lot of fun especially seeing as we were on the back row with hardly anyone in the showing and every so often after having done one silly thing or another remembering the new CCTV cameras that have been installed that people in the cinema lobby can watch and cracking up particularly loudly.
Im going to spare putting anyone through the ordeal of trying to understand where we get our amusment from and not even say what the hell we got up to but skip to the end where we had a photo session in my car (see below) and saw animal carcasses being unloaded from a truck into a butchers on the way home (again see below but pic may not be so clear as car was moving and i threw my phone at a flustered anithiry to take a picture)
Not entirely sure what Anithiry was trying to do as her pose but anyway ...... 
And finally THE DEAD ANIMALS HUNG FOR ALL TO SEE ........
This takes me up to now and i have to say that i wasnt going to confess to this but i am planning on watching the third installment of ... a rather unique programme ..(!!) on channel 4 at 11pm .. if anyone else has been watching it you will know what i mean! Tonights the last one so should be good.
On a final note - just to put all your minds at rest - im not planning on giving such detailed accounts anymore but i will remain posting like i used to with random stories and bizare links to things!
Happy living until then!
"Most folks say 'I hate Mondays!' So, let's do some math. There are 52 Mondays in a year and let's assume you work from ages 15 - 65 (50 years). 52 Mondays x 50 years = 2600 Mondays. That translates to you hating 7.12 years of your life. Therefore, don't hate Mondays."
But funnily enough, i still hate mondays! Either way - in the eve i opened up the tribe office for a meeting and unusually for 7.30pm it was very Live&Kicking with people left right and centre. Not that that was a bad thing in itself but more coz i was very absorbed in responding to emails and not paying attention to who was where and doing what and saying what...
I was pretty absorbed in my world of email but problem is …not only is it hard to be witty in emails when tired but it’s also hard to remember what you said at the beginning of it and when you tend to blabber on like me, at the end of it, there’s so much crap in the emails that you cant be arsed to re-read it so i sent loads of emails that hardly made any sense and not knowing what on earth I had said or not said!!!!
I decided to be amazingly good and go into university on tuesday for one poxy little hour of nothing but calculations about something called ocular ammetropia and the axial lengths and other things like that which i probably understand just as much as Joe Bloggs on the farm in the land of zogg does... Actually, strike that..... He probably understands it more than me.
I was home by 12.30pm and spent some time with my sister, had a grannie-nap, tidied my room, went on the treadmill, showered/washed my hair and then headed off to my friend Anna's flat where we watched 'Uptown Girls' (cute movie that i had never heard of before) and played with her flatmates kitten.... AND FOR ANYONE WITH A SICK MIND (like me) I MEAN A REAL KITTEN NO DOUBLE MEANING. It is gorgeous. I hadnt seen it for a few weeks and hes grown insanely fast! When he fell asleep on annas shoulder and then sprawled across my lap i couldnt resist taking some..ok fine..lots of ... OK OK.... LOADS OF pictures and of course then sharing them those who are interested...
I also chatted to vanisha who i havn't seen for the last 5 days which has to be the longest time during term time that we have gone without seeing each other! Very Strange but im seeing her tomorrow so have no fear we shall still continue to be bad influences on one another :)
SOOO (nearly at the end) TODAYS ANTICS...well... what can i say!? Anithiry - when we get put together, there should be a national security alert!! We're unstopable!! United Colours Of Beneton. Hardcore. Full Stop End of Story.
I picked her up at about 1pm and headed off to harrow coz we wanted to make the most of orange weds - moment of silence please to appreciate the wonderfulness of this invention combined with NUS cards - ......
We saw fun with dick and jane which may have genuinely been hilarious or anything that the two of us see will just be that way regardless of what it is due to the mere fact that the 'two plant pots' - once again - are reunited as a hyperactive duo.
So yeh, we had a lot of fun especially seeing as we were on the back row with hardly anyone in the showing and every so often after having done one silly thing or another remembering the new CCTV cameras that have been installed that people in the cinema lobby can watch and cracking up particularly loudly.
Im going to spare putting anyone through the ordeal of trying to understand where we get our amusment from and not even say what the hell we got up to but skip to the end where we had a photo session in my car (see below) and saw animal carcasses being unloaded from a truck into a butchers on the way home (again see below but pic may not be so clear as car was moving and i threw my phone at a flustered anithiry to take a picture)
Not entirely sure what Anithiry was trying to do as her pose but anyway ...... 
And finally THE DEAD ANIMALS HUNG FOR ALL TO SEE ........
This takes me up to now and i have to say that i wasnt going to confess to this but i am planning on watching the third installment of ... a rather unique programme ..(!!) on channel 4 at 11pm .. if anyone else has been watching it you will know what i mean! Tonights the last one so should be good.
On a final note - just to put all your minds at rest - im not planning on giving such detailed accounts anymore but i will remain posting like i used to with random stories and bizare links to things!
Happy living until then!
9 comments:
Pleased to see you are back in full form! I like the photos.
How about a joke or two?! such as:
An Australian, an Irishman and a Liverpudlian are in a bar. They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner, he's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad. They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: "My God, it's Jesus!"
Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter. Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another. After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio.
He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him For the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: "My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!"
Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As He lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock, "Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle."
Jesus then approaches the Liverpudlian who knocks over a chair and A table in trying to get away from the Son of God. "What's wrong my son?" says Jesus.
The Liverpudlian shouts, "f*** off, I'm on disability benefit!"
hahahaha i watched the "programme" too!!!!!!!! i miss you :(
righty-ho?....ur such a loser. im nauseaus. what else is new?
HAHAHAH YAELSY IM SO EXCITED TO COMPARE NOTES FROM THE "PROGRAMME"!!!! was insane! missing you tons too and therefore am hoping to come visit soon but will call and plan when i get my new contract on 12th feb...500 free mins here i come!!
Jenifur .... you should have some anit-nausea injections with you 24/7!! Muppet! F.U loser :P JK JK.
omg...u had to put in the pictures dint u?!?!...they were for private viewings only!! haha...well ur online n buggin me so better go chat to u dammit ;) over n out
Ermmm bad influence?! me?! never!! more like you and more you!! gr8 fotos...had me cracking up!!
Soph- hav u been told bout ur l8est mission...u and ur buddys (the pigeons) are gna be fitted with mobile fone backpacks to monitor air pollution (read in daily mail) thort i'd let u know so u would be prepared 4 it in August!! hahahahahahaha! okkkk byeeeeeee!! X x
OMG "programme" was insane. can you imagine that in real life???
(cue Mozart style laughter HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA")
lol that still makes me crack up everytime. Love you, get those free minutes quicker dammit. :D:D:D
wat a cute cat, i never even knew u had one. i luv cats.
Lol well aaron - you knew right! i dont have a cat and if you had read my blog word for word you would have seen it was my friends flatmates cat!! But yes it is adorable!!
(btw - found out 100% 'Chung' and mecoy are def not married (meaning to other people not each other!! and you are missing out on Dobson and Bottons sex based jokes but i think you may be able to survive!!!)
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