Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Essential For Survival.

So, i made a fatal error in my previous post which was not mentioning the key element to leading an incredibly fulfilling life. The Tribe Office.

Yes, The Tribe Office. A very exclusive environment that houses some rather unique life forms that have an incredible talent for synchronized window opening. These species are currently very rare and if seen it is advised to be ultra cautious as they are extremely unpredictable - however are perfectly harmless.

It would be sensible to steer clear of specific individuals when they are in possession of elastic bands as there is a certain amount of rivalry as to which creature has the most accurate shot.

One particular member is cautious about daily activities as he wouldn't like things leading to dancing.

So long as you pay them attention and just smile at their jokes and laugh at points when they do - even though you have no idea what is going on and even if you are laughing at them - or merely laughing due to nerves and fear of losing your mind (in the same way that this species did many years ago) Have no fear. You will survive so long as you get out of there as soon as possible and avoid eye contact ....

An Average Meeting At The Tribe Office ... (click on the image to enlarge it!) ...

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