I Have Been Stolen From.... (sort of)

So here i am at home on tuesday afternoon 12.57pm procrastinating and avoiding work at all costs and i just remembered this advert thing i read on the tube this morning. Infact, i read it so many times, bizarely, i kinda memorised it and remember it word for word!! (I WAS BORED OK??!!)

- which actually leads me to another advert ive seen a few time on the tube. If you have seen any of the egg account ones then you'll understand this ... its got a picture of a ginuea pig in bed holding some new "sexy underwear" and the caption says '7 out of 10 Ginuea pig wives admitted that new clothes is the most exciting thing they've had in the bedroom in the last few years' ... makes me smile everytime is see it! ... but back to the one i read this morning -

So the one i read this morning was by vodafone had the logo in the top left corner followed by a caption saying 'Make the Most of Now' and then the picture was of a woman holding up a board which had written on it ....

"A gentle kick up the proverbial.The iron is hot, so strike. The sun is shining so make hay. Don't let the grass grwon under your feet or beat around the bush. Take the bull by the horns for the early bird catches the worm (-first come first served-) Dont put off until tomorrow what you can do today because - at the end of the day - today is the first day of the rest of your life. Bear in mind that there is no time like the present and he who hesitates is lost. After all, time and tide wait for no man and a stich in time saves nine. Finally, remember that procrastination, like all polysyllables, is a thief of time."

So in brief, my time was stolen from me by procrastination because the time taken to write this out and read this pointless advert on the tube will never happen again and i cant reclaim it by turning the clocks back by a lot of hours ... so i am now a victim of a robbery of my time!

Ok, so enough of my blabbering....

Until next time!