Corrupting Children's Minds With Ease.....

Did you ever sit home when you were younger and jiggle your head side to side with the music from the magic roundabout whilst sitting cross legged staring wide-eyed up at the screen?

Did you ever wonder (after watching Rainbow) what it would be like to have a zip on your worst enemies mouth that you could just close up when they were annoying you?

Did you ever wonder if sooty sweep and sue would have a threesome?! (or mabye that was just me...)

So here are the brutal facts laid out bare for you .... Our innocent carefree jolly childrens programmes that we watched religiously ... weren't all that innocently childlike afterall!! (cue the world you thought was so wonderful to collapse all around you).
We were actually being fooled into a sense of security because hidden in the well thought out scripts were endless amounts of double meanings.

• The magic roundabout was only so magical because its supposed to represent the 'magical world that you can only get to if you are totally out of it high on drugs of all sorts... (mainly LSD)
  

• Sooty Sweep and Sue ... well... yeh. They just were.

• Annd... rainbow..... well........ talk about sexual inuendos!! - check this link out to see exactly what i mean!

Rainbow Script

Just to add insult to injury people such as woolworths are trying other ways of corrupting childrens minds... check this article out from the metro on friday CLLASSIIC!! (click on the image to make it bigger so you can actually read what it says) ...